The Kitchen...

I hate it. The West Wing kitchen, that is. 1970's brown cabinets. Weird endcaps. Poorly installed laminate counters. At least it has a decent sink, a nice range, and tile floor. It's also been the source of the majority of spousal conflict. "It's perfectly functional," he says. "It's hideously ugly!" she says. "I'm not spending that much money on a perfectly fine kitchen!" "I cannot be happy with it the way it is!"